Stanhope endorses Badnarik

Doug Stanhope, one of the new hosts of The Man Show writes up a glowing endorsement of Michael Badnarik.

Here's how America will vote.

Idiots will vote for George W Bush.

Idiots who think they are smart will vote for John Kerry.

I am voting for the Libertarian candidate Michael Badnarik. And so would most people if they believe in all the rhetoric they spout about freedom and the "American Way".

Or if they simply knew about him.

Well who is this guy? Did he ever fingerbang his babysitter? Could have. Did he smoke pot? Dunno. Did he go to Vietnam? Who gives a shit. Are his daughters fuckable? Haven't seen a picture.

But his ideas make sense, which seems to be the last thing the voting public care about in an election.

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They say America loves an underdog but the truth is that America would throw an underdog under a bus tire and laugh about it without flinching. An underdog has to beat the odds first before the masses jump on the bandwagon. This is why you barely hear any word of third parties anymore or see gang members wearing Bengals jerseys.

Rooting for a favorite is like hanging around a casino and cheering for the house. You may get to applaud more than the gamblers but you just look like a douchebag.

Wonderfully spoken.