Thursday, September 30, 2004

Debate debacle

Yawn... The only thing that came of this first debate was the confirmation that Kerry is a better speaker than Bush. In case anyone missed it, the debate went something like this...

Kerry: I will do a better job.
Bush: But you give mixed messages.
Kerry: No, they are not, my message is I will do better.
Bush: But our country cannot have a leader that gives mixed messages.
Kerry: I will do better by not outsourcing our defense.
Bush: You will transhipment them home, fleeing Iraq, and that is a mixed message.
Kerry: That is where the president and I disagree. I will do a better job.
Bush: But you said Iraq was the wrong war, that is a mixed message. That is not a leader.

Lehrer: Ok, your closing statements.

Kerry: I will do better. God bless America. See, I can be religious too.
Bush: America's president cannot give mixed messages. I'm even more religious, God bless America times infinity.

Maybe Badnarik will be successful in his lawsuit against Arizona and the third debate. He would surely spice things up.

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